1) Suck it up, America.
Dear lord. You’d think Charles Manson had just been elected president. Calm the fuck down and be thankful we are entitled to vote. Be thankful we live in a free country that allows us all to have different beliefs. Be thankful, if you’re female, that the government can’t control your vagina. WTF on anyone who isn’t thankful for those things.
2) Did you know that you can get a married and get a gun permit in the same office?
WTF, I may get a gun permit just incase Matt decides to piss me off.
3) WTF
Why are belugas so ridiculously ugly/cute all at the same time? I love them. If you are in and around atlanta and have never been to the Georgia Aquarium, go. It’s pretty cool and the belugas are friendly. And WTF, you can even practice your beluga face
He’s going to kill me for that one.
Happy one week anniversary, Dimples!
Tomorrow: Bump Update!
